What if William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?

This is an old post from 2010. As such, it might not be relevant anymore.

I’m a massive fan of The Big Labowski. And let’s face it, who isn’t? I’m reading this when I have a spare few minutes. “You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. These fucking amateurs…”